Chinese Vocabulary for Dummies/Foreigners
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2 min readSep 18, 2017
(in no particular order)
- MEI YOU LI MAO (没有礼貌):literally “you have no manners”; I use this when random truck drivers and bicyclists swerve straight into or in front of me WHEN THE LIGHT IS RED.
- BU YAO (不要):”don’t want”; I use this when street vendors accost me and try to sell me small portraits of Mao on a string (this happens more often then you think); most effective when said loudly and repeatedly
- TAI GUI LE (太贵了):”too expensive”; if you ever do actually want to buy a Mao picture on a string and don’t want to get massively ripped off, be sure to use this phrase.
- WEI SHENG JIAN/ CE SUO (卫生间/厕所):”bathroom”; if you want to use a bathroom in China, be prepared to squat and BYOTP (bring your own toilet paper). It’s not fun, but everyone’s gotta do it.
- DUI BU QI (对不起):”sorry”; for when you invariably manage to screw something up (examples: forgetting to pay, knocking something over, accidentally insulting someone, breaking something… the list goes on and on and on)
- WAI GUO REN (歪果仁):”foreigner”; for when you want to understand all the random Chinese people making fun of you.
- WO BU ZHI DAO (我不知道):”I don’t know”; as a non-native speaker, you’re bound to constantly be faced with problems you can’t solve and questions you can’t answer; often, the best way to deal with these situations is just to admit that you honestly have no idea.