Your Cat is Retired 🍹

You’ll never find out about its secret life. [Satire]

Ceyla Ponders
Nov 3 · 5 min read
Photo by Kate Stone Matheson on Unsplash

Full disclosure: This is a piece of satire. While some of the statements are rooted in reality, my goal was to write a silly work of fiction for other cat lovers.

So, you’ve got a cat in your lap. Nice, innocent kitty. So soft and fluffy.

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Ceyla Ponders

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Anonymous writer, software engineer, gardener, and wife.

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