Your Cat is Retired 🍹
You’ll never find out about its secret life. [Satire]
Nov 3 · 5 min read
Full disclosure: This is a piece of satire. While some of the statements are rooted in reality, my goal was to write a silly work of fiction for other cat lovers.
So, you’ve got a cat in your lap. Nice, innocent kitty. So soft and fluffy.


