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political humor for the liberal elite
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The War On Christmas Is Over, and We Have Emerged Victorious
The War On Christmas Is Over, and We Have Emerged Victorious
Comrades! Liberals! Members of The Coastal Elite! The great day of victory in The War On Christmas is upon us!
Warren Benedetto
Dec 11, 2017
An Open Letter to the People Who Declined My Facebook Event Invite
An Open Letter to the People Who Declined My Facebook Event Invite
It is with great disappointment that I write to you today …
Warren Benedetto
Dec 6, 2017
Articles of Impeachment for the President Of The United States, Who Is A Werewolf
Articles of Impeachment for the President Of The United States, Who Is A Werewolf
RESOLVED, that the President of the United States (“the President”), is impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors, and that the following…
Warren Benedetto
Nov 25, 2017
Wine List For The Apocalypse, Courtesy Of Your Olive Garden Sommelier
Wine List For The Apocalypse, Courtesy Of Your Olive Garden Sommelier
Hello, and welcome to the Olive Garden! My name is Giovanni, and I’ll be your sommelier for the evening. May I interest you in our…
Warren Benedetto
Nov 24, 2017
Just Call Her
Just Call Her
I’m just gonna call her. No big deal. I’m just going to pick up the phone, dial the number … It’s easy. Simple. Painless. I’ll say hi…
Warren Benedetto
Nov 23, 2017
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