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The War On Christmas Is Over, and We Have Emerged Victorious

The War On Christmas Is Over, and We Have Emerged Victorious

Comrades! Liberals! Members of The Coastal Elite! The great day of victory in The War On Christmas is upon us!
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Warren Benedetto
An Open Letter to the People Who Declined My Facebook Event Invite

An Open Letter to the People Who Declined My Facebook Event Invite

It is with great disappointment that I write to you today …
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Warren Benedetto
Articles of Impeachment for the President Of The United States, Who Is A Werewolf

Articles of Impeachment for the President Of The United States, Who Is A Werewolf

RESOLVED, that the President of the United States (“the President”), is impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors, and that the following…
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Warren Benedetto
Wine List For The Apocalypse, Courtesy Of Your Olive Garden Sommelier

Wine List For The Apocalypse, Courtesy Of Your Olive Garden Sommelier

Hello, and welcome to the Olive Garden! My name is Giovanni, and I’ll be your sommelier for the evening. May I interest you in our…
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Warren Benedetto
Just Call Her

Just Call Her

I’m just gonna call her. No big deal. I’m just going to pick up the phone, dial the number … It’s easy. Simple. Painless. I’ll say hi…
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Warren Benedetto
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