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The War On Christmas Is Over, and We Have Emerged Victorious

Just Call Her

I’m just gonna call her. No big deal. I’m just going to pick up the phone, dial the number … It’s easy. Simple. Painless. I’ll say hi…

An Open Letter to the People Who Declined My Facebook Event Invite

Wine List For The Apocalypse, Courtesy Of Your Olive Garden Sommelier