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The Awful Truth About Jogging

You thought I wouldn’t find out, runners? Your lies stop now!

Allison Robicelli
Jun 7, 2013 · 9 min read
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Not even with the promise of real avocado.
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This just became the most horrifying photograph I have ever seen in my entire life.

Having It Some

I’m Allison Robicelli: a chef, entrepreneur, author…

Thanks to charlotte druckman

Allison Robicelli

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D-list celebrity chef, best-selling author, food and humor writer, fancy award nominee, professional pain in the ass. http://www.robicellistudio.com

Having It Some

I’m Allison Robicelli: a chef, entrepreneur, author, blogger, speaker, wife, mother, and “other”. At any given moment I am failing at — minimum — one of these.

Allison Robicelli

Written by

D-list celebrity chef, best-selling author, food and humor writer, fancy award nominee, professional pain in the ass. http://www.robicellistudio.com

Having It Some

I’m Allison Robicelli: a chef, entrepreneur, author, blogger, speaker, wife, mother, and “other”. At any given moment I am failing at — minimum — one of these.

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