I Got a Girl

And Ruby Is Her Name

Photo by Andrey Zvyagintsev on Unsplash

Back when I was just a whippersnapper, daddy was in the music business, and he had a record he’d produced called Ruby Baby. (This part is actually true!)

During the instrumental break, Dion sneaked in the line “I’ll feel ya up” in what I assumed was an emotional moment. Dad never heard it during the recording. But I did, and I must have played that record 1000 times for my friends…



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William (Dollar Bill) Mersey

William (Dollar Bill) Mersey


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