Women love free chicken.

How to Pick Up Women Using Butter Chicken

(Actually it was Chicken Tikka, but same difference.)

“Bowl of Filipino stew with meat, tomatoes, and spicy chili peppers” by Elli O. on Unsplash

My wife and I are very close with a number of Indian families who live in the D.C. area. In fact, they’re like family to us, which explains why we always get invited as the only non-Indian folks to their various events. This creates some highly unusual moments that usually…