Claiming I Was a Contestant on The Price Is Right Made Me Interesting
A piece of short fiction.

✨✨ NOTE: The following is a work of fiction. ✨✨
Until the evening of July 20, 2020, I existed as perhaps the most boring person most others have ever encountered. Actually, I shouldn’t even put it that way, as the “most boring” might indicate a certain superlative level of distinction, and I…