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Claiming I Was a Contestant on The Price Is Right Made Me Interesting

A piece of short fiction.

Photo adapted from “The Price is Right” by Digitas Photos (Flickr, Creative Commons).

✨✨ NOTE: The following is a work of fiction. ✨✨

Until the evening of July 20, 2020, I existed as perhaps the most boring person most others have ever encountered. Actually, I shouldn’t even put it that way, as the “most boring” might indicate a certain superlative level of distinction, and I…




Tales, rants, observations — blog of Jim Dee, long-haired smart ass, self-employed web developer, hyper-creative writer, musician, renaissance man, defiant, prone to philosophization, as-always a pyro, ever-frustrated cat owner, free agent, bandanna wearer.

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