Tales of the Midwest: A Little Jog in the Moonlight

Jim Dee
Jim Dee
Oct 5, 2017 · 14 min read
Photo atop piece is adapted from this photo by Daniel Oines (Flickr, Creative Commons).

Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

~ G.K. Chesterton

I’d like to fast-forward a few years and revisit the subject of golf for a moment. In the Midwest, the sport tends to have quite a bit less of that refined Eastern attitude. For example, not only is there more of an expectation that golfers will urinate as much as possible all over the course, but because of the relatively flat land there, there’s also unfortunately significantly less in the way of hills and other natural landscaping to hide everyone doing so.






Hawthorne Crow

Tales, rants, observations — blog of Jim Dee, long-haired smart ass, self-employed web developer, hyper-creative writer, musician, renaissance man, defiant, prone to philosophization, as-always a pyro, ever-frustrated cat owner, free agent, bandanna wearer.

Jim Dee

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Jim Dee

Web guy at ArrayWebDevelopment.com; author of books & blogs. See: JPDbooks.com.

Hawthorne Crow

Tales, rants, observations — blog of Jim Dee, long-haired smart ass, self-employed web developer, hyper-creative writer, musician, renaissance man, defiant, prone to philosophization, as-always a pyro, ever-frustrated cat owner, free agent, bandanna wearer.

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