That Time I Roasted George Michael

Wrote this back in 2007, well before he passed away. These are pretty bad, but in the name of awful, lewd humor, I’ll leave them posted…

Seven Signs George Michael is Getting Old

  1. Actually has an album called “Older” and that was more than a decade ago.
  2. Careless Whispers now meaningless without his hearing aid.
  3. Pulled something last time he belted “huuuuuuuahhhhh SEX.”
  4. Considering retitling former hit to Don’t Let the Grandson Go Down on Me.
  5. Lawyers currently looking at deal to license Wake Me Up Before You Go Go to the Depends Undergarment company.
  6. Would love to perform “unplugged” but can’t seem to get enough fiber.
  7. Most frequent request lately is “leave your dentures out.”

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