The Illogical Habits of Corey Hart

You may know Corey Hart wears his sunglasses at night, but here are 20 more ill-advised things he does:

  • Shaves during earthquakes
  • Taunts alligators
  • Eats just before swimming
  • Walks under ladders
  • Wears no sunblock at the beach
  • Never flosses
  • Feeds the animals
  • Abandons cats in public parks
  • Doesn’t follow urinal etiquette
  • Leaves the seat up
  • Talks with his mouth full
  • Refuses to recycle
  • Leaves wet towels on the floor
  • Arrives late
  • Drinks on the job
  • Passes on the right
  • Talks to strangers
  • Sleeps with hookers
  • Doubles down on a pair of 10s
  • Goes ass to mouth

About the Author: Jim Dee maintains his personal blog, “Hawthorne Crow,” and a web design blog called “Web Designer | Web Developer Magazine.” He’s also contributes to various Medium.com publications. You can reach him at: Jim [at] ArrayWebDevelopment.com.