What if Jason Bourne Were a Songwriter?
After watching all three Bourne movies back to back recently, I’m inspired to rewrite the lyrics to the hit tune, “Imagination.” May I present:
Assassination is funny;
it makes your victims’ brains runny.
It also costs lots of money
to put a bullet into you.
Assassination … is crazy;
assassins can never be lazy.
Getting targets to push up those daisies
(is) what they do,
what they do …
Have you ever heard a muffled blast
and then a thud, and then, and then …
you find it’s only an assassination again?
Assassination is silly;
dead people get clammy and chilly.
For example, you’re all dead, cold, and blue …
and I can imagine you’d want me dead, too.
Okay, pretty awful… nevermind.