Jan. 16: Mean King Kade
#CancelThisLeague + Shame on the Warriors for closing Sunday’s slate as the only squad failing to reach 100 points
One never stops learning, folks. Sunday’s lesson: DON’T POINT YOUR FINGER AT FOOLS. Ask Cade, he of the Freshman Naivety. So Book hit a putback dunk, Cade got mad, pulled off the UNBEATABLE DUNK on the Suns forehead, THREW THE FIRE POINTER at someone, and GOT HANDED A 2ND T thus getting the h*ll out of the game. What is wrong with #thisleague?
Cade later confirmed what we all knew at the very moment the play took place: he was just pointing at some of his crew up there in the stands… Yeah, RIGHT. You know the L is ABSOLUTELY SCREWED when a kid like Cade has to throw excuses to make up for his actions, which WEREN’T OBJECTIONABLE AT ALL unless you have FUN-POLICE OFFICER managing the Association.
This is very very SICK behavior by the NBA and its refs. It’s a TRULY CLASSIFIEBLE EVENT that we must preserve in the Twitter League Archives so future generations know about how things went in the PAST when it comes to (NOT) celebrating the game of basketball. It’s BLATANT MALPRACTICE from the regulators. It’s a PERSONAL OFFENSE to the greatness of FLYING DUNKS and MEAN GESTURES. Let folks live their lives. Let them enjoy their on-court time. And allow us to INDULGE DISRESPECTUFL signs. Peace.
- Of course, the refs murdered Cade’s fantastic-to-his-ejection game that by the time he got canned was already a 21–1–4–1 effort on a 60% shooting day. The NBA keeping the Suns Re-Do AGENDA? What a surprise…
- Somehow both Donovan Mitchell and Rudy Gobert had good games on the same affair. See it to believe it. DoMi with the 31–5–4–2 and Gob with the 18–19–2 and a couple of blocks. The Croissant, by the way, went a perfect 7-for-7 from the field because he doesn’t know what “stretching the floor” means or has ever met a longer-than-two-feet-from-the-rim shot.
- Niko with ANOTHER triple-double. One more day at the office, I guess. Serbian Gods choking in their vomit while laughing in enjoyment. Monta Ellis have it all.
- Jordan Poole put on a UNF*CKWITTABLE ARMOR SUIT and led the Warriors in scoring while the whole GSW mob finished with 99 pops as a team… against Minny. Good Lord. Poole contributed 20 points but Otto Porter Jr. was the better player with 12 chicken wings but a nice 9–4–2–1 rest-of-line. No Steph and no Dray on the day, with Klay proving once more he’s baked as the Warriors might wave goodbye to home-court advantage. Reasonable, BECAUSE THEY DON’T EVEN REACH TRIPLE-DIGIT BUCKETS. Jeez.
- Deandre Ayton rolled his ankle and left the court early on Sunday. Sucks, because he might lose ample time and we here at HFHQ LOVE HATED PLAYERS PROVING DUMBASS*S WRONG. Sad day in the crib.
- In today’s episode of Lakers Exceptionalism: Fake Humble LBJ.
- Kevin Porter Jr. and Christian Wood each dumping 23 pops on Sacto? ON A WINNING EFFORT!? Gotta love it. Also, Foxxy should be ASHAMED of himself.
- MLK Day on this very Jan. 17. Twelve-12 games on the slate on Thirteen-13 hours of uninterrupted basketball. HAVE FUN.
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