15 Classic Comedy Movie Quotes Rewritten As Tinder Openers

If You Aren’t Getting Laid, At Least Get Some Laughs.

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I’ve been on and off Tinder since its debut in 2012, with so little success that the only hookups I’ve had were between my tears and an ungodly amount of Kleenex.

I could chalk up such failures for a myriad of reasons, like looking for an LTR instead…