Sexuality

Blowjobs Suck!

Stop giving head and start blowing his mind: 10 breathtaking techniques to make him nut without losing your breath.

Heart Affairs
Published in
6 min readMay 12, 2021

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Beautiful fire-breather swallowing a fire stick and extinguishing it with a blow from her mouth.
Photo by Jonathan Daniels on Unsplash

There’s no science about giving head; blowjobs suck! Says the guy that has lost count of how many blows he took to the head.

You will get around 20 million hits in about 0,49 seconds if you google “blowjob science.” I will bet that +90% of these so-called “blowjob science” articles are nothing more than bro-science gibberish written by bald men in their forty’s like myself.

Wow! That’s a lot of discussion about something that the average human being can take from soup to nuts in just 3-4 minutes or less, with the best performance outcome lasting from between five to ten seconds.

Let’s stop pretending; there’s no science to it. Blowjobs are overrated; you suck, twist, take it for a spin, and that’s pretty much it. A friend of mine used to brag and put money on the table, saying how guys couldn’t last 2 minutes with her, and believe me, she never lost a bet.

“Skill is the result of deliberate, consistent practice, and in early-stage practice, quantity and speed trump absolute quality. The faster and more often you practice, the more rapidly you’ll acquire the skill.” — Josh Kaufman

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Rui Alves
Heart Affairs

Language teacher, linguist, coach, published author, editor, and international nonfiction book awards judge. Digital ronin, musician, and alchemist of sound.