I Will Chew My Arm Off Before I Join Another Dating App

10 reasons why online dating doesn't work for some people.

Saturn Devouring His Son | Francisco Goya, 1819–1823 | Public Domain

Autosarcophagy. We have a word for eating your limbs, but we don't have a word for eating your soul on a dating app. Too dramatic? Perhaps. But both involve a level of self-harm.