Heart Affairs
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Heart Affairs

My Date Called And Said, ‘You Don’t Look Like Much And Neither Do I.’

What the hell kind of pickup line is that?

Photo by Arve Kern on Unsplash

I’ve never claimed to be Miss America or even her runner-up. But back in the day, I wasn’t ugly. No one threw a pork chop around my neck or ran away screaming when they saw me.

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Ruby Lee

Ruby Lee

Mother, Wife, Teacher, Librarian, Teller of Stories. Author of The Marriage Wars by Leeanne Beasley Berry. Top Writer in Parenting, This Happened to Me, Humor