Nice Girls Don’t Cheat — But If They Did, Here’s How They’d Do It

First-hand tested how-to.

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I know what you’re thinking. Nice girls don’t cheat. They bake cookies, remember birthdays, and always reply with “LOL” in group chats to keep the peace. They don’t do messy things like, say… have affairs.

Except, sometimes, they do. And when they do, they don’t get caught.

The world loves a villain with a red lipstick stain and a careless smirk. The one who leaves their phone face-down at dinners, laughs too much at the dirty jokes or suddenly starts hitting the gym and getting their nails done (red flag, apparently). But the smart ones? They’re invisible. They don’t set off alarms because …they would never do something like that.

So, if you’re here, reading this privately with a twinge of guilt (or excitement), let’s talk about it.

1) Be the One Nobody Suspects

This part is crucial. This strategy won't work for you if you’re already known as the “wild one” in your circle. Sorry. This is for the quiet, dependable ones. The ones who send “Thinking of you!” texts, remember their mother-in-law’s birthday, and would rather die than let the group chat think they’re in trouble.