The Craziest 4 Things I’ve Ever Done To Impress Women
From rotting my brain to rotting my bones.
The singer Meat Loaf once crooned “I’d Do Anything For Love, But I Won’t Do That.”
But as a former simp, I did plenty of things (that no one asked me to do) for love. I’m not proud of who I was or the intentions I had in mind at the time.