Heart Affairs
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Heart Affairs

The “When I Get Around To It” Metric

Photo by Diego Lozano on Unsplash

“Will you please take this downstairs?” I asked my husband.

“When I’m going.”

Which could be today or tomorrow or never. I won’t know when my hubby might do it. I know better not to ask when.

“If you want it done now, do it yourself,” he said.
Ok, then.



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Adultery 101. Dead Bedrooms. Sex out of network. I am terrible and human. So are you. Editor of The Scarlett Letter | P.S. I Hate You | Sexpressions.