Breaking News…Anchorman Ousted, Replacement Found!
NBC, ABC, and Fox are all reporting that a rival news agency’s most talented field reporter and fill in sports anchor has been ousted from the Heinbail Dynasty League due to having a normal life and a severe case of apathy towards the league.
Reports show that he was on pace to miss his second draft in a row prior to his release. This lack of attendance is consistent with his negligence to show to any Summit or other league event up to this point.
Many have wondered where in what condition this will leave the HDL. Others expected it was just a matter of time before he left on his own terms. In any case, a vacant spot in a coveted league needed to be filled.
A Replacement Has Been Found!
After reports of the Anchorman’s impending release, the search for a new owner was underway.
Once we remembered that Chris Black was alienated from the Gutter Slugs back in December soon after his way-too-early Championship celebration that inevitably created the jinx of all jinxes, he was found alone, the hidden planet of Ahch-To, waiting for the moment to get out from under the shady shadow of his previous co-owner.
We are happy to announce that Chris Black is back. And we will welcome him tonight to many years of failure and a true lack of success.
