How Love Got My Friend Banned From Canada
Love isn’t just blind, it’s cognitively disabled.

We all knew our friend Doran was kind of an idiot, but we didn’t truly comprehend how dumb he was until he told us the story about how he got banned from entering Canada. We told him that was the kind of story that you should take to your grave, but as far as I know he’s still stubbornly telling it, so I might…