My Dad Turned July 4th Party Crashing Into a Jerry Springer-Style Altercation (Cops And All)

But the biggest shocker sat in my BFF’s driveway all night long.

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A stampede of clamoring passengers charged towards us, with flailing arms wielding dozens of mobile devices dangling precariously over the boat’s railing. I braced myself against my friend — one of the…