This Makes Me Doubt Men & Women Will Ever Understand Each Other
I’m serious, by the way. I’ve just come across something that makes me wonder if the genders are doomed to forever exist in opposite realities, and I’ll tell you what in this post. However, first, I need to explain something.
OK, so I’m sure you’ve heard the theory about how eggs are fertilised, right? The man’s sperm race from his penis in search of the egg, of which one of them will fertilise to create a new foetus.
Everybody’s heard that, right? Cool, well, when I was younger, that story used to piss me off like you’d never believe. It symbolised how easy life is for women and how brutal it is for men.
The egg (woman) sits back, relaxes, chillaxes, kicks off her shoes, lights a blunt, and sips on an ice-cold glass of rosé while millions of sperm (men) do battle for the chance to be the victor and win her hand (or cells). Awaiting the one sperm who succeeds is the ultimate prize of life in a human body. However, for the many who fail, awaits the eternal void that is the oblivion of nothingness.
In my mind those failed sperm were essentially worse than stinking, drug-addicted homeless men who sleep under bridges smothered in their own filth. Those men were sired by sperm cells who won that epic race while those who lost weren’t good enough to earn the chance…
