What’s the Biggest Day for Ashley Madison?
Post Valentine’s Day remorse.
Guess what is the biggest day to sign up on Ashley Madison?
February 15th.
The Day After’s.
So I posted an ad looking for a lover on February 15th.
My AD:
I already know what’s going to happen at home. I don’t need a crystal ball. It’s been like this for years. Perfunctory card in a red or pink envelope signed with my husband’s name — no additional sentiment. A dry peck on the lips (maybe) or a slight hug if I’m lucky (not usually).
Dinner at home because eating out on Valentine’s Day is a “madhouse and completely overpriced and not worth it.”
No flowers. Those are also “ridiculous.” “No one needs roses,” he said. “Especially on a commercialized Hallmark holiday.”
Candies, too. “I thought you were dieting.” Jewelry was out of the question. “You buy everything you want. You don’t need anything.”
A “thank you, honey,” and sleeping a mile apart as usual.
What I don’t know is you.
That’s what I’m looking for.
A man who’s done this before. Doesn’t need coaching. Long term preferably. No flakiness and no guilt. Darker…
