What’s the Worst Advice You’ve Received About Reviving a Dead Bedroom?

Let me tell you 22 ways that don’t work.

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Here’s the worst advice to “revive” a dead bedroom:

  1. “Just keep trying.”
  2. Put on a sexy outfit.
  3. “Pull his pants down and suck his dick.”
  4. Tell your partner what you want.
  5. Do more around the house.
  6. Give it “more time.”
  7. “Have you tried a massage?”
  8. Lose weight.
  9. “Buy LINGEEEERIIIIEEE.”
  10. Work out together.
  11. “Hang in there.”
  12. Don’t pressure them.
  13. “Just go on dates.”
  14. Stop focusing on it.
  15. “Stick it in her butt.”
  16. Have the “talk.”
  17. Write a letter explaining your needs.
  18. “Take charge!”
  19. Wait for them to initiate.
  20. “You should just accept this.”
  21. Take sex off the table.
  22. “Stop trying. You are only making the situation worse.”

Did you notice the list started

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