I Don’t Eat Birds

But I promise: I won’t make it your problem

Photo by Chris Smith on Unsplash

With few exceptions, I am a non-bird-eater.

I mean, I’m not going to turn down duck a l’orange. And if I’m sick, chicken broth is just the thing.

But imagine what it’s like when someone invites me to Thanksgiving and I have to explain that I don’t eat turkey. They think I’m crazy as a loon.