I’ve fucking had it with entrepreneurs and their cliche bullshit
No, I don’t want to travel the world like you do.
Good for fucking you that your passport is filled with stamps of places the rest of us don’t really have the chance to go. Ever thought that some of us prefer to stay put?
Please stop talking to me about passion and how following my heart would ensure that I won’t have to work a damn day in my life.
Liar. Passion isn’t a magical fart from a unicorn’s ass that solves all your problems.
You guaran-damn-tee that your whatever course or program will make me a ton of money?
Bullshit. There’re no guarantees in life.
The only guarantee is death. Your guaranteeing is the sure sign that you’re full of shit. You’re not a mind reader. You’re not god.
Why is it I’ve read so many ‘About Me’ tabs about how you want to change the world and that you absolutely love helping people…
… and you turned out to be a douchebag?
If you’re so passionate, why the fuck are you outsourcing your own content? Why do you only connect with people who’d be of use to you and your business? Why are you charging such an exorbitant amount you know deep down the average person probably can’t afford?
And you’re a life coach?! HOLY SHIT!
Yeah your credentials of how your friends told you you’re a really motivating person certainly counts as real credentials. And no, I don’t want to see your certificate from that life coaching academy or whatever pretentious name it’s called. Nobody truly has real credentials for life dude. We’re all trying to get by. We’re all trying our best. Nobody is better.
Wait what?! Your business grew at lightning speed?! And you want to teach us your step-by-step proven formula because if you can do it we can do it too?!
Why then were you hiding the fact that you actually pumped in a shit ton of advertising money?
I’ve had it up to here with your law of attraction, universe loving, positive vibes, paradigm-shifting, life transformation, manifestation, hypnosis, hyper-charged productivity, passion finding, AND OH MY GOD, meditation. *cringe*
Stop fucking filtering reality!
Stop talking like these make us happy forever! Life has ups. Life has downs. Sometimes thing go bad. Sometimes things go good. Sometimes we’re happy. Sometimes we’re pissed off. Is that really such a bad life?
I also most certainly do not care that you function on only four hours of sleep a day.
Some of us want to sleep. Is sleeping a crime?!
Most of all, I’ve fucking had it with the paradox of all y’all type of business.
What type of business?
The type where I ask you, “What’s your business about?” And you reply, “I teach others how to create a business themselves.”
The type where I ask you, “How do you make money?” And you reply, “I teach others how to make money.”
Fuck me. Whatever happened to your supposed passion when you actually had a unique story and possessed some kind of humanity in you?
If it works so well, why the hell would you teach?
You’re not selling any real shit. You’re selling a fucking system, which you disguised as something real as you prey on our insecurities of wanting more freedom in life.
And how do we get that freedom according to you? Oh yeah. MONEY, which we can supposedly get from your own system, which is basically the same shit found everywhere.
At this point, I swear I’m going to deck the next entrepreneur who tells me money is not everything.
If I’m making 6-figures a year, happily travelling the fucking planet, attracting babes like a magnet while driving my Ferrari, yeah, I’d think it’s darn easy to say that money is not everything.
Thank you so much entrepreneurs everywhere.
You’ve managed to make me hate myself that wee bit more because I actually believed you at one point in time and tried some of your b.s.
And fuck your life hacks.
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