10 Things I forgot to do ‘cause I’m old
Aug 24, 2017 · 1 min read
a list-yuckle of old fart insights in the modern age

- Sleep soundly for 6 hours without waking up to go piss
- Wake up energized to go about my day ’cause I slept well
- Walk the mutt without bitching about my backache
- Find me a good woman*to cook me a hearty breakfast
- Greet my co-workers with anything other than fuggit
- Enjoy my work day without nodding off after lunch
- Remember that coffee I desperately need at the store
- Forget that wine I need at the store!
- Eat a hearty meal ’cause I’m sure as shit not fixing it!
- I forget, must’ve fallen asleep on the couch again
*apologies for #4, thank god our generation will fade away

