10 Things I forgot to do ‘cause I’m old

Jim Reeves
Aug 24, 2017 · 1 min read

a list-yuckle of old fart insights in the modern age

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  1. Sleep soundly for 6 hours without waking up to go piss
  2. Wake up energized to go about my day ’cause I slept well
  3. Walk the mutt without bitching about my backache
  4. Find me a good woman*to cook me a hearty breakfast
  5. Greet my co-workers with anything other than fuggit
  6. Enjoy my work day without nodding off after lunch
  7. Remember that coffee I desperately need at the store
  8. Forget that wine I need at the store!
  9. Eat a hearty meal ’cause I’m sure as shit not fixing it!
  10. I forget, must’ve fallen asleep on the couch again

*apologies for #4, thank god our generation will fade away

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Jim Reeves

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Dad and Grampa to two beautiful girls! Nothing else of importance.

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