Review: The Last House on the Left (1972)

Brian Schell
Horror Guys
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3 min readJun 15, 2022

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Spoiler-Free Judgment Zone

This is a strange mix of upbeat music, almost slapstick humor, and horrific murder and rape scenes. It’s low-budget and dated, but one that should be seen.

Synopsis

The mailman admires how much mail Mary gets, and he says she’s “the prettiest piece” he’s ever seen. Credits roll.

Mari’s getting ready to go out, and her father notices she’s not wearing a bra. Her parents are squares, dude. Her father gives her a peace symbol necklace. The folk rock starts to play as Mari and her friend Phyllis hang out and lament that they don’t have any grass. Yep, it’s the 70s.

We cut to four escaped convicts, murderers and rapists; Krug and Junior Stillo killed some nuns. Fred Weasel Podeski is a pedophile and peeping Tom, his girlfriend Sadie is with them as well. Sadie says she’s putting out anymore until they get “a couple more chicks in here.”

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Brian Schell
Horror Guys

Brian Schell is the author of over twenty-five books, Author, Podcaster, Narrator, Editor, Horror Enthusiast (HorrorGuys.com), and all-around fascinating guy.