How to Take Care Your Haunted Dolls
The Foolproof Way to Survive Your Haunted Dolls
Your haunted dolls are not evil, they’re bored.
Most of members of the occult have an undying love for everything haunted. Something about an object possessed by the supernatural sparks the interest of generations of dark side enthusiasts. Some starts with grimoires with instructions on how to summon your first demon, some magic wands in return for someone they love, and some dolls. Haunted Dolls.
Haunted dolls have a long history of providing companionship to the dark worshippers without the necessity of foods, drinks, or even one’s sanity. But having this malicious beings in a sorcerer’s dwelling is a hard work nonetheless.
Scratches on the walls, blood dripping on ceilings, or the occasional scream are quite common occurrences haunted doll owners reports when having the little beasts on their houses. This might seem like a normal phenomenon for a residence to have while giving shelter to those damned dolls but you might be wrong.
Studies conducted by enchanters from the local college of necromancy shows that haunted puppets, marionettes, dolls, and figurines needs more than the occasional blood sacrifice and tortured screams than previously believed. They need some entertainment, attentions, and stimulation.
The researchers from the local college experimented with a number of haunted dolls and found out that five killed their owners by making them insane, three simply vanished without a trace, and one even turned out to be too powerful to contain. More than seventy-five percent of those that resulted in bad outcomes came from a setting where the dolls are just displayed on a glass shelf.
“You see, dolls that were provided stimulation like weekly worshipping, trial exorcisms, and even providing access to elementary schools all turned out to be more manageable to some degree” said head necromancy Susan Barebones.
So next time that you feel like your haunted dolls is acting out on you or you feel like your head swimming with visions of eternal torment, think that those figurines craves for some excitement too.
See you next time on weekly haunting by D.J. Penilla.
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