Why I’m Dressing Like a Total Slut This Halloween

You CAN be anything you want to be. Source: Yandy.

Halloween is around the corner. It’s been years since we cracked the formula to every girl’s Halloween costume ever:

Noun + Sexy = Halloween Costume.

But time’s are changing. In our gender fluid world, have sexy Halloween costumes become taboo? Am I less of a woman if I want to expose some skin on the weekend before October 31st?

“In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” — Lindsey Lohan, Mean Girls (2004)

I don’t care if it’s 2017 and this ‘Mean Girls’ reference is now a whole bat mitzvah old. I’m dressing like a slut this Halloween and you can, too.

For Feminism

There’s a lot of discrepancy on what exactly defines “feminism.” Some think it means women are better than men. Others think it means women should dress like men and never look cute. When really all feminism means is equality. So if men have the right to wear Romp-hims and spend the summer without a shirt on, then we as women have the right to dress like a slut this Halloween or really whenever the fuck we want.

Because Halloween Bod…