Hound Heuristic

You never know when a Honey will appear. You have to be prepared for it always.

Humans at the dog park think I have the scary. Because they don’t realize I’m chock-full of the goofy.

I’m just thinking if we put lights on that Bichon Amélie, she’d make a great holiday decoration… You want me to tell him?

The Bald Man is turning forty on Sunday. Supposedly, I am his equivalent, if you convert my age to human years.

It is November and I had a thing I was gonna do, but shit now I got dat sun brain.

Feel pretty this weekend. Even if you’re the singer in a rock band.

You say you know the songs, but then last night you’re all drunk, biting the mic.

Office reorganization happened today. Alllll day. We successfully lobbied for the couch to remain right here.

Most stories are clearer when they are partially obscured…

we’ve been sniffing out a voice. a color. a shape.