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Bruno Joins Fight Club
Matthew David Brozik
Feb 6
A Most Infectious Word Game
A Most Infectious Word Game
By Jeremy Blachman & Matthew David Brozik
How Pants Work
Jan 14
Countdown to Christmas Checklist
Countdown to Christmas Checklist
There’s a lot to do, and not much time left to get it all done!
How Pants Work
Dec 20, 2021
2021 Christmas Humor Wrap-Up (of Yore)
2021 Christmas Humor Wrap-Up (of Yore)
Well, it’s that time again. The period immediately before and after December 25. Yuletide. Noel. Christmas. When nice Jewish boys are…
Matthew David Brozik
Dec 14, 2021
The Justice League Will No Longer Condone Batman’s Blatant Insensitivity
The Justice League Will No Longer Condone Batman’s Blatant Insensitivity
We can no longer turn a blind eye.
Matthew David Brozik
Nov 29, 2021
I’ve Done My Own Research and Concluded That Michael Jackson’s Moonwalk Was Staged
I’ve Done My Own Research and Concluded That Michael Jackson’s Moonwalk Was Staged
Sham On You!
Matthew David Brozik
Sep 28, 2021
The Adventures of Ginny & Tonica
The Adventures of Ginny & Tonica
A Children’s Book for Adults
Matthew David Brozik
Aug 17, 2021
The “Frequently Asked Questions” Section Of The Official Website Of The Love Shack
The “Frequently Asked Questions” Section Of The Official Website Of The Love Shack
The FAQ is a little old place where we’ll answer all your questions
Brian Boone
Aug 9, 2021
Don’t You Dare Cover Me With a Couch Blanket Just to Show the Audience That You Care
Don’t You Dare Cover Me With a Couch Blanket Just to Show the Audience That You Care
It’s lazy and you know it.
Matthew David Brozik
Jul 21, 2021
“I’m Very Sorry, Ms. Kirby, But the Groove Has Spread to Your Heart”
“I’m Very Sorry, Ms. Kirby, But the Groove Has Spread to Your Heart”
But it’s your prerogative to seek a second opinion.
Matthew David Brozik
Jun 18, 2021
I Just Can’t Buy Another New Plant When There Are So Many That Need to Be Rescued
I Just Can’t Buy Another New Plant When There Are So Many That Need to Be Rescued
It’s a myth that every plant in need of rescue is damaged in some way.
Matthew David Brozik
Jan 28, 2021
Off the Cuff
Well, it’s come to this.
How Pants Work
Jan 19, 2021
Make Gatsby Great Again
Make Gatsby Great Again
As of January 1, 2021, F. Scott Fitzgerald’s classic Jazz Age tale is in the public domain.
Matthew David Brozik
Jan 4, 2021
Here We Come A-Karening
Here We Come A-Karening
Don’t answer the door.
How Pants Work
Dec 21, 2020
“Will the COVID-19 Vaccine…”
“Will the COVID-19 Vaccine…”
What some people want to know
Matthew David Brozik
Dec 15, 2020
A Tired Dad Gives Thanks
A Tired Dad Gives Thanks
As we prepare our tables to give thanks for the truly wonderful year that was 2020, this tired dad thanks his tiny tyrant sons.
Carmen Ribecca
Nov 25, 2020
Thanksgiving Stage Notes for Racist Uncles
Thanksgiving Stage Notes for Racist Uncles
This artifact was found in the back jeans pocket of Raymond Elias, better known as racist Uncle Ray.
Emily Kapp & Daniel Stillman
Nov 17, 2020
I Support You, Forever President Trump
I Support You, Forever President Trump
With the results of the election still pending a decision by THE COURT, I want to offer my support and prayers for Donald John Trump.
Carmen Ribecca
Nov 17, 2020
Sweater Politics: No Matter What Color I Choose, This Party Is Totally Going To Suck
Sweater Politics: No Matter What Color I Choose, This Party Is Totally Going To Suck
Wearing red makes me feel powerful and blue makes me feel sexy, but someone will definitely hate me by the end of the soirée.
Rebekah Iliff
Nov 10, 2020
“Does Lava Taste Like Cheese?” And Other Burning Questions
“Does Lava Taste Like Cheese?” And Other Burning Questions
We asked the experts
Sarah Totton
Nov 9, 2020
What it means when different cats cross your path…
What it means when different cats cross your path…
We all know the black cat superstition, but what about the rest?
James Beck
Nov 1, 2020
House Rules for Poltergeists
House Rules for Poltergeists
Note to my 5-year-old: See rules 1–10.
Amy Ma
Oct 30, 2020
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