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My Will
I wasn’t a rich woman, so I don’t have much to leave you with. I hope that whoever acquires these relics of a past age finds some enjoyment…
Barbara Holm
May 7
Where Alfred Kinsey Meets Kinsey Millhone
Where Alfred Kinsey Meets Kinsey Millhone
(Hint: On the bedroom bookshelf)
Matthew David Brozik
May 3
Ten Little Babies on the U.S. Senate Floor
Ten Little Babies on the U.S. Senate Floor
One urged gun reform, so they showed her to the door….
Lauren Krueger
Apr 21
As Much As I’m Enjoying This First Date, I’m a Bit Distracted by the Clowns and Jokers Here Tonight
As Much As I’m Enjoying This First Date, I’m a Bit Distracted by the Clowns and Jokers Here Tonight
Well, you look terrific. I’m so glad we were finally able to make this happen. My job’s been crazy recently, and then there was that thing…
Matthew David Brozik
Apr 9
The Office (2018)
The Office (2018)
• The 20 employee-strong team of the Scranton, Pennsylvania, branch of Dunder Mifflin remains intact, although there are slightly less…
Brian Boone
Mar 9
L’Chaim for the Holiday
L’Chaim for the Holiday
Suggestions from the Rituals Committee of Congregation Sons of God
Matthew David Brozik
Dec 13, 2017
What Your Favorite Celebrities Look Like Now!
(No pictures.)
Joseph Thomas
Dec 7, 2017
Letters from Santa at the End of the Patriarchy
Letters from Santa at the End of the Patriarchy
Dear Jimmy in Cleveland,
Mickey Hadick
Dec 6, 2017
FLY HARD
FLY HARD
Some people just have no sense of adventure.
Matthew David Brozik
Dec 1, 2017
In Memory of the Spoon
In Memory of the Spoon
Assume the worst; treachery is afoot.
LaMar Going
Nov 26, 2017
For sale: baby shoes, never worn; first drafts.
For sale: baby shoes, never worn; first drafts.
For sale: baby shoes, never worn; also hats.
Matthew David Brozik
Nov 22, 2017
An Intergalactic Cease and Desist Letter to the Miss Universe Competition
An Intergalactic Cease and Desist Letter to the Miss Universe Competition
Written with Christopher Brailey
Curtis McDonald
Nov 21, 2017
What I Taught the Robot Who Replaced Me at My Job
What I Taught the Robot Who Replaced Me at My Job
A Tragicomedy in Three Acts
Mickey Hadick
Nov 21, 2017
Macy’s, in an Effort to Make 2017 Just That Much More Fucked Up, Unveils Their Long-Awaited List…
Macy’s, in an Effort to Make 2017 Just That Much More Fucked Up, Unveils Their Long-Awaited List…
…of This Year’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons
Gary M. Almeter
Nov 20, 2017
It’s Macy’s Mansplaining Day Parade!
It’s Macy’s Mansplaining Day Parade!
(On International Men’s Day, when men finally get some respect.)
Mike Range
Nov 19, 2017
Welcome to the Black & White Zoo!
Welcome to the Black & White Zoo!
An FAQ.
Matthew David Brozik
Nov 13, 2017
Choices the Government Must Face When Considering the Border Wall Prototypes
Choices the Government Must Face When Considering the Border Wall Prototypes
“Six contractors have made bids on the wall, and the specific details of their plans are not public.“
Gary M. Almeter
Nov 9, 2017
How the Oxford Comma Will Make America Great Again
How the Oxford Comma Will Make America Great Again
Just Like Hot Dogs, Baseball, Apple Pie, and Stuff
Mickey Hadick
Nov 7, 2017
So, NaNoWriMo? Nah? Why? Oh.
So, NaNoWriMo? Nah? Why? Oh.
Fortunately, there are alternatives.
Matthew David Brozik
Nov 2, 2017
Robbie Is Ready for Robbie-from-Tinder’s Tinder Date
Robbie Is Ready for Robbie-from-Tinder’s Tinder Date
A modern-day fumble.
Glenn Orgias
Oct 30, 2017
Voicemail to Wife
Voicemail to Wife
“I can’t help with the kids tonight, Hon. I’ve got a cold.”
Glenn Orgias
Oct 28, 2017
Tips for Staying Safe Around a White Man in America
Tips for Staying Safe Around a White Man in America
While seeing a white man can be an exciting treat while you’re going about your daily life, you should keep in mind that the average white…
Chaco Daniel
Oct 23, 2017
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