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Say What?

Certain Well-Known Doctors’ Recent Public Statements Regarding Monkeys Jumping on the Bed

“They said what?”

Anthony S. Fauci, M.D.

“Even before we knew there were monkeys jumping on the bed, I said it certainly sounds like a monkeys-jumping-on-the-bed type thing. As soon as Mama called me, I called a…




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