How Pants Work
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How Pants Work

Guys, We Have to Stop Dropping Mics.

It’s not just a drain on your own resources; it’s also inconsiderate to others.

Just hold on.

YOU: *drops mic*

YOU: “I’m out.”

YOU: *exits, stage left*

CROWD: *goes wild*

CROWD: *goes home*

[JANITOR ENTERS]

JANITOR: *brushes broken microphone into dustpan, empties dustpan into garbage pail.*

JANITOR: *shakes head*

JANITOR: *muttering* “I make $7.25 an hour. I’d have to work three whole days just to buy one of those.”

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