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How Pants Work

I’m COVID-19, and I Don’t Give a Flying Fuck About You

Just ask my Contagious Disease Crew

Protest Against Excessive Quarantine and Social Distancing (or, “How to Spread Disease to Lots of People at Once”)

Check this shit out, man: I am a raging pandemic, and everybody in the world is talking about me. They ain’t talking about baseball, they ain’t talking about football, they ain’t talking about the Olympics. Hell, man, even in Europe they ain’t talking about soccer, and that hasn’t happened since two years before…



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Mickey Hadick

Novelist of suspense, sci-fi and satire. A student of the art and craft of storytelling. Expert on creative productivity, web publishing, and dirty limericks.