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A Perfect Pairing

The Adventures of Ginny & Tonica

A Children’s Book for Adults

It’s Ginny! And Tonica!

The Perfect Pairing

Meet Ginny.

Now meet Tonica.

Ginny’s the mature one. Tonica’s the bubbly but bitter one.

Ginny & Tonica are best friends who play well together.

They make people happy. Ginny & Tonica themselves are always in good spirits.

HELLO, GINNY.

HELLO, TONICA.

At the Movies

Ginny & Tonica like movies.

Their parents like to watch movies with them.

Movies are more enjoyable with Ginny & Tonica.

Comedies are funnier. Dramas are funnier.

Documentaries about global warming, ethnic cleansing, or serial killers are funnier.

Christopher Nolan’s movies still make no sense, but with Ginny & Tonica you care less.

Two for the Road

Tonica does not drive.

Ginny is not allowed to drive.

Ginny & Tonica like to ride bicycles.

They are terrible at it.

The more Ginny & Tonica try to ride their bike, the worse they get.

LOOK OUT, GINNY!

LOOK OUT, TONICA!

A Healthy Friendship

Historically, Ginny & Tonica have been popular with British soldiers.

Indeed, Winston Churchill famously said that Ginny & Tonica “saved more Englishmen’s lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire.”

Ginny & Tonica teamed up to defeat Malaria! Malaria is an awful, awful bitch.

Ginny & Tonica are no match for COVID-19, but they do make quarantine a little more bearable.

A Terrific Threesome

Everybody who spends time with Ginny & Tonica has enjoys their company.

The only thing better than spending time with Ginny & Tonica is inviting Roxy to join them.

Ginny & Tonica with Roxy is heavenly. Especially on a hot day.

HOORAY FOR GINNY!

HOORAY FOR TONICA!

HOORAY FOR ROXY!

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Matthew David Brozik

Matthew David Brozik

Novelist. Copywriter. Lawyer. Lone punman. Visit imdb.name