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We’re Eliminating Our Customer Loyalty Rewards Program to Focus on Returning Man to the Moon

The world is a very different place now.

“I believe we possess all the resources and talents necessary [to put a man on the moon].”

He added:

This decision demands a major national commitment of scientific and technical manpower, materiel and facilities, and the possibility of their diversion from other important activities where they are already thinly spread.”

In a similar vein, I say to you, now, our valued customers, that we possess the resources and talents necessary to put a man — or a woman — back on the moon. We are prepared to commit our manpower (and womanpower… totaling some 6,000 full-time employees plus an additional few thousand contractors, graduate students, and interns), materiel and facilities (principally our 177-acre campus in La Cañada Flintridge), but we must divert these limited resources from our JetLab Intergalactic Perks Program,™ which will be sunsetted at the end of this fiscal year.



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