Yiddish Spam

Open this email and become a man today.

Enhantz Your Schvantz!

Adjutz Your Putz!

XXX … Yenta Noshes on Pisher’s Trayf Blintz! Hot!

Do Shiksas Heckle Your Schmeckel?

Oy Vey! Mamzer Boychik Potches Zaftig Schvartze Tuchus!

Take This and You’ll Need Another Bris!

Moishe … Yossel Says This Stock Is Gonna Go Sky-High! Don’t Be a Schnorrer!

Just One Little Pill (But Drink Plenty of Water)!

Buck Up Your Schmuck!

Originally published at mcsweeneys.net on December 13, 2007.