It brings all the boys to the yard — This song is over fifteen years old. Now not only do you want a milkshake, you are aware of your mortality. As far as easily accessible milkshakes go, I like the Oreo shake at Jack in The Box. Though it was technically not a milkshake, I enjoyed the Mcdonald’s Chocolate Chip Frappe. It was discontinued, because god hates me. Damn right, it’s better than yours.