10 Alec Baldwin roast jokes that didn’t make it

Joshua Womack
laughstaff™
Published in
1 min readSep 13, 2019

Alec Baldwin has yelled at more women and kids then Tyreek Hill.

Alec’s wife is so young she only knows Kim Basinger as Eminem’s mom.

Alec Baldwin was once banned from the Philippines. Now if we can just get his movies banned in the states.

Alec Baldwin has five kids. He respects four of them.

Alec Baldwin does an amazing impression of Donald Trump, right down to the hot daughter.

Alec Baldwin got kicked off a plane because he refused to stop playing ‘Words With Friends’. I know what you’re thinking — Alec has friends?

Some say Alec has an anger problem. I say he has an acting problem.

Glad to see Bobby DeNiro here. He has a movie coming out called The Irishman, not to be confused with his real-life persona The Never-Turn-Down-An-Awful-Script man.

Alec Baldwin had his own show on MSNBC. It only lasted five episodes. Speaking of only lasting 5 episodes it’s good to see Joel McHale.

Joel’s talk show was canceled on Netflix when producers realized he wasn’t John Mulaney.

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