Writing Prompt #2

Write an email to one million people

Brian McGowan
Humble Thoughts From an Arrogant Man

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Hello,

I ran a quick calculation. There should be around 2,738 of you who have their birthday on this day. Happy birthday to you!

For everybody else, Happy un-birthday!

❤, Brian

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Brian McGowan
Humble Thoughts From an Arrogant Man

Owner-Operator, Be Cubed, LLC. Purveyor of concessions, ideas, and oxford commas.