nine PEACHY part 3

©2022 J.R. Schaefers

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Have you heard that Johnny Cash song about the automobile assembly-line worker who steals a new Cadillac over a period of years by sneaking parts home each day inside his lunchbox?

With one of my monstrous H&M totes on his arm that man would have been on the road in a matter of months.

I pilfered stationery and postage stamps, padded envelopes and rubber bands. A…