Satire
Old Traditions Die Hard
Indulge me while I grieve a deep personal loss.
Pastor Theodore Sterling here, but you can call me Silver. I’m the protagonist of Marilyn’s forthcoming novel. Something about 2 Sexy. That would be me.
Some say I’m a sore loser. Be that as it may, we have a saying here at Jesus the Lamb — if something fantastic happens, I had…