HUMOR AND SATIRE
How to Avoid People You Know in Public Without Looking Like a Jerk
The Art of Dodging
Why Is This So Hard?
Okay, let’s consider you are walking down the street, minding your own business.
Maybe you are enjoying a rare moment of peace, when suddenly—bam!
You spot someone you know. You know at that moment, you have to do something.
Then gradually, panic sets in. You wonder if you should stop and chat?
Should you pretend you didn’t see them?
This feels literally like an Olympic-level sport!
Seriously, why is it so hard to just politely avoid someone without looking like you are running for your life?
The Classic Phone Trick
So, let me tell you, here’s my go-to move- the classic “pretend to be on your phone” trick. You know what I’m talking about, right?
You see them from a distance, and before they notice you, are suddenly very interested in whatever’s on your screen.
