That Time My Neighbour Had Superhuman Hearing

It was a raw deal for both her and me

Photo by Mark Paton on Unsplash

I often think how lovely it would be to live in a remote cabin in the woods. Like, not in one of those slasher-man-type scenarios where you’re stuck out in the middle of nowhere with a serial killer, and he’s got a taste for blood. In that type of situation, I’d be fucking useless.