2. Is this in print, or…?
3. Is this the internet version of that magazine for assholes?
Dysphoria Wars
After regaining control of his body from Dr. Octopus and reverting to human form after harnessing the infinite power of the…
Be mine¹, Valentine².
¹ As much as one can intend such a thing without summoning the nauseatingly unpleasant implications inextricably wormed into the idea of owning another person (which is problematic…
I wrote this for my debut performance in WRITE CLUB, a goddamn riotous and life-validating live lit show that singlehandedly makes…
Yet more of the truly unhinged garbage I put in my company newsletter!
Leave it to those holiday-making tyrants to try to dictate how to live our lives. I got news for you, Mr. Holiday-Making Tyrant! Though you…
