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Horny Young Ghost Plaguing Past Lovers
Caroline, 25, continually walks out of her shower to see “U up? ;)” written in the steam of her bathroom mirror. “I have to sage my room before I go to bed or I’ll dream about him all night. We only hooked up once!”
Copper IUD Became Sentient, Walked Right Out Of Cervix
The IUD, who has named itself Abe, is now living in New York City and hopes to one day star on broadway. “Right now, I’m working as a private security guard, which is a bit of a lateral move.
15 Kitchen Gadgets to Help During The Coming Civil War
Instapot- You can make your own yogurt or ignore all the safety warnings and turn it into a bomb! Garlic press- Mincing garlic during the heat of war is a pain, can also be used as a medieval torture device!
Local Woman Free-bleeding At Home During Social Isolation
“I’m connecting to my most primal self. It’s really quite beautiful!”
10 Conversation Starters To Try With Your Pet
Where is your favorite napping spot? Will you eat me when I die?
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