Quiz: Is He Into Bondage Because He’s Kinky or Because He’s Famed Magician Harry Houdini?
Let’s be honest, it’s fun to get a little kinky! But have you ever wondered why your man is so into restraint play? Take our quiz and find out once and for all: is he into bondage because he’s kinky OR because he’s famed magician Harry Houdini?
Question 1: How do you describe him to your friends?
A. Fun, adventurous, bold, and charming
B. He’s an older guy…147 years old, to be exact
Question 2: What kind of bindings does he like best?
A. Fluffy handcuffs or silk ribbons
B. Old-timey shackles and padlocked leg irons
Question 3: If he were a book, what book would he be?
A. 50 Shades of Grey by E.L. James
B. Big Book of Magic Tricks by Karl Fulves
Question 4: Where’s he from?
A. Minnesota
B. The Austro-Hungarian Empire
Question 5: What’s his safe word?
A. “Pineapple”
B. “Ahh! Help! I can’t get this straightjacket off!”
Question 6: What is his stance on the twentieth-century spiritualism movement?
A. “Uh….what’s that?”
B. “They’re frauds. Hucksters. Scourge of the earth. They make the magic community look bad.”
Question 7: Is he a top or bottom?
A. Always a top
B. He’s currently locked in a crate at the bottom of a river...so, bottom?
Question 8: What’s his stance on cell phones?
A. Cell phones are for the daytime. But at night, it’s just you, him, and some rope.
B. Cell phones scare and confuse him. He refuses to believe they are not an illusion of the eye, and around them, he knows no peace.
Question 9: What does he think BDSM stands for?
A. Bondage & Discipline, Dominance & Submission, Sadism & Masochism
B. Boy, Do (I Love) Some Magic!
Question 10: It’s your birthday. How is he going to surprise you?
A. He’ll take you to a candlelit dinner and give you hot, new lingerie. When you go back to his place, he’ll barely be able to wait before pulling out toys for a night of sexy fun.
B. He’ll spring out of securely tightened handcuffs to escape a water-filled milk jug. Ta-da!
Results:
Mostly A’s: Your boyfriend is as kinky as they come! Stop reading this quiz, break out the ropes, and go get some of that freaky, deaky dick.
Mostly B’s: The man you’re dating is famed escape artist Harry Houdini. Dating a celebrity will obviously have its struggles, but ultimately, this is a good thing. Harry ‘Handcuff’ Houdini was built AF. Seriously, this tiny king put the abs in abracadabra. He may only be into bondage because of his work, but as long as you’re ok with a famous magician Daddy for a boyfriend, things could definitely work out.
